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I have to admit that I’m not the world’s biggest Miley Cyrus fan. I thought Hanna Montana was somewhere just north of Billings.

About as close as I get is having once seen Billy Ray Cyrus perform at the Plant City Strawberry Festival. He seemed like a good guy to me.

I am 32-or-so-years too old to be affected by Miley Mania, but for those who care, Miley’s getting new wheels. Those willing to plunk down the $29.95 for a membership in the Mileyworld fan club were the first to know.

Miley Cyrus has made the move from her black hand-me-down Porsche Cayenne (formerly Mom’s) to a snazzy black Toyota Prius purchased for her by Billy Ray. It may just be a coincidence that Miley has a new song coming out with a strong anti-global warming theme. Not cool to roll in a Porsche Cayenne to a concert singing green anthems, even if Porsche is a pretty darn green car company, it’s still an SUV.

Sort of like going to a global summit on climate change in a G-5 or going to Capitol Hill begging for an auto bailout in a private jet… Not exactly the smartest strategic business planning.

If the Cyrus clan need someone to help them ease their guilt over owning a Porsche SUV, I’d be happy to help them out in their efforts to be carbon neutral.

I’m just saying. They’re nice people.

The part that bothers me is the Hello Kitty floormats. It’s just the sort of thing that makes me feel old, really old. When my 15-year-old stepdaughter raves about something like Hello Kitty floor mats, I’m lost.

“You want what?” is all I usually can get out.

Anyway, even gear heads horrified by the idea of a Porsche SUV, cannot fathom swapping one for a black Prius. I say drop the Porsche in car storage; Miley Cyrus will grow into it.

For those of you curious about getting those Hello Kitty floor mats, slap yourself hard.

Here’s a peak at what they look like, if you must know.

I am not really a fan of the Toyota Prius, but there is one eco-friendly vehicle that would be an exotic car driving experience: the Aptera. (Not the yogurt, that’s Aptiva.)

I would guess the Toyota Prius gets about 40 MPG; the Aptera will be a 300 MPG car and looks like it might actually be fun to drive down to the market to get some organic vegetables and tofu.

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