CRUZIN COOLER MAKES THE ALMOST PERFECT GIFT

Every purchase makes a statement about the person for whom the purchase is made.  For example, if a person buys a coat it means that they may want to stay warm.  If my premise holds up, then what does the purchase of a Cruzin Cooler say about its purchaser? 

What is this Cruzin Cooler you ask?  Well it’s just what America, and dare I say the world, needs.  It is a cooler (aka Ice Chest), mounted on top of a scooter-type apparatus such that the passenger sits on top of the cooler while traveling to their destination.  What type of destination is a tricky question. 

Physically speaking, the Cruzin Cooler can haul its load (up to 500+ lbs worth) between 10 and 30 miles depending on the model purchased.  Philosophically speaking, I would guess that the Cruzin Cooler is the express train to obesity, drunkenness, and existential crisis. 

According to the manufacturer’s web site, the Cruzin Cooler “combines two basic necessities of life, the ability to have cold food or a beverage…with the means to get somewhere, without walking.”  No, I’m not making this up.  For some reason the famous advice given to Flounder by Dean Vernon Wormer’s in the best fraternity movie ever made comes to mind: “Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.” 

Now, for a little more refined combination of your culinary and transportation needs you should consider an exotic car tour.  These tours allow you to drive some of the world’s most exotic cars on beautiful stretches of roadway.  Some even break up the day with a meal.  No Cruzin Cooler required.

Check out DFW Drive Your Dream (www.dfwdriveyourdream.com) for example.  This Fort Worth, TX company allows participants to drive five exotic cars back-to-back on deliciously desolate sections of North Texas Hill Country roadways. You have not lived until you have hit 60 MPH in first gear in a Lamborghini Gallardo. Participants get a turn behind the wheel of each of the cars.  In addition, a complimentary gourmet lunch is included in the full day 250-mile tour.  Tour gift certificates make an excellent gift for sport car enthusiasts and can even be found on eBay from time to time. 

Even dreamed of having your own dream garage? Why not look into joining an exotic car club.  These car sharing clubs are a hot trend in cities across the U.S.  Check out www.exoticcarclubs.com to find a car club near where you live.  DFW Elite Car Club (www.dfwelitecarclub.com) is one such club located in the Dallas, Texas area.  This club spares members the hassle ownership and allows enthusiasts to drive an unparalleled variety of the latest luxury and best classic cars.  Check out this car club video for more on the club’s exclusive collection and benefits of membership in the best exotic car sharing club in Dallas Fort Worth.

Finally, for an exotic car quick hitter, try renting one.  Avis and Alamo aren’t going to cut it in the exotic car department, so check out www.rentexoticcars.net for a directory of exotic car rental organizations.  In Texas, the place to go is DFW Elite Auto Rental (www.dfweliteautorental.com).  With reservations available online, weekly car rental specials, and a huge selection of exotic cars, this is the one-stop shop for your special occasion car needs.

No matter which way you choose to get your exotic car fix, it’s guaranteed to give you a much cooler cruise than a Cruzin Cooler. 

Written by G.D. Gregory.  If you are interested in having me write stories for you or seeing my portfolio, please contact me at ggpsu@yahoo.com.