HYPERMILING NEW SLANG FOR DRIVING TO STRETCH MPG
Americans are addicted to slang. As recent examples, I would offer up “cool” which doesn’t have anything to do with temperature or “bad” which actually means good.
As the environmental movement rolls through our society, it too is adding words to our everyday parlance. Consider the use of the word “green” to describe practically everything. I recently came across a new slang term that I wasn’t actually sure what it meant.
The term is hypermiling.
A little research enlightened me to the fact that hypermiling is the practice of incorporating extreme automobile driving techniques in order to get more MPG out of the old family battle wagon.
These hypermiling techniques are not just gimmicky; they can be effective. For example, putting your car in neutral and coasting downhill, drafting closely behind other cars on the highway, and gentle acceleration can all add up to a 30% improvement in fuel efficiency. Since nowadays a 30% increase in fuel economy can prevent your having to get a second mortgage…hypermiling is hot!
Although this is all fine and good, I must admit that when I first saw the term “hypermiling” I instantly thought of breaking the sound barrier in a 2008 Lamborghini Gallardo. Imagine my surprise when I found out the real meaning of the word.

Armed with this knowledge, I had to contact my friend Ron Sturgeon to get his thoughts. Sturgeon is the author of Green Weenies and Due Diligence, a book that catalogs the meanings of some of the more colorful phrases in use in America’s boardrooms.
“Hypermiling sounds like it should mean driving really fast,” said the author and owner of a DFW exotic car rental company.
Good, I’m not crazy.
This just demonstrated that people’s perception of the meaning of words depends in part on their backgrounds. I’m sure that if you start talking about hypermiling at an Al Gore rally, the eco-conscious crowd will instantly chip in with their own tales of high-mpg driving in their Priuses.
Hang around with Sturgeon and his friends and mention hypermiling and you may get an earful about the latest V12 or the new 2008 Viper SRT-10 that just arrived at his Tarrant County exotic car club. Sturgeon is also apt to start making suggestions for exotic car rentals in Dallas TX that he can set you up with to increase your hypermiling experience.
Whatever you think of hypermiling, just make sure you don’t show up to Gore’s Earth Day rally in Sturgeon’s Ferrari 360 Spider rental because the lack of fuel efficiency may not be “green” enough to earn you “cool” status and that would be bad.
Written by G.D. Gregory. If you are interested in having me write stories for you or seeing my portfolio, please contact me at ggpsu@yahoo.com.
Eric on April 30th 2008 in Lamborghini



